The Symbiotek

The aurochs is proud and has great horns. And posts random shit.

[Kel’Thuzad’s Little Pink Girly Panties]
+40 Stamina
+20 Spirit
Equip: Makes the Lich King’s trousers very tight.

Despite being an epic item, [Kel’Thuzad’s Little Pink Girly Panties] has an extremely high drop rate in the presence of the Lich King.

Obey the call of Kel’Thuzad

okay yeah fuck that facing death as an equal shit/fearquit

okay yeah fuck that facing death as an equal shit

/fearquit

The floor of the abandoned factory was littered with everything: broken glass, dirt, old safety manuals from decades long gone. It was as if everyone had just dropped whatever they had been holding, and run.

The floor of the abandoned factory was littered with everything: broken glass, dirt, old safety manuals from decades long gone. It was as if everyone had just dropped whatever they had been holding, and run.

So I actually considered doing some yard work because my backyard is starting to look like a fucking jungle, but then I looked at my computer and was like nahhhh…

Fuck the cold (gently, if you will). I’m still having trouble getting used to this whole morning thing.

Fuck the cold (gently, if you will). I’m still having trouble getting used to this whole morning thing.

(via sorelatable)

Okay so a friend of mine and I have created this silly little thing “Loki & Thor - bedtime stories for adults.” It’s like a collection of the most random smutty crack fics you could possibly write and they’re all written like children’s stories and fairytales.

I was feeling extremely bored so I ran the first chapter through Google Translate.

"That evening, Thor carried the log to his bed and fell to the gentle soft fur. He adored and loved the beautiful log—"

someone should invent a mirror that takes screenshots

like, you look in the mirror and you look and feel like a fierce goddess, and then you take a photo and oh god what is wrong with your face how is that humanly possible

"Oh, it’s that guy from that film! …what’s his name again? It was ‘Corn’ or something…"
-the girl from my school who noticed I was looking at Thor pictures on tumblr.